Slander, Inc.

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In this day and age of Twitter, MySpace, and Facebook, people are very free with their opinions, mental states, bowel movements, etc. Pictures of dirty deeds and embarrassing footage are uploaded and sent around within seconds through youtube and flickr. Even supposedly *ahem* legitimate government organizations like NASA in the United States are using the Twits (yeah we know they’re called Tweeters, but that was just too easy) to document the newest space shuttle launch.

It has become infinitely easier to catch someone in compromising situations, which puts the good folks here at Slander, Inc. in a bit of a bind– gone are the days of super sleuthing and cloak-and-dagger meetings. We don’t listen in doorways anymore, or bug people’s offices. Social espionage and dirt-dealings have gone the way of the dodo and the beeper. We’re reduced to trolling people’s status updates and surfing through their pictures. We google people for a living, if you can believe it.

Don’t get us wrong however — the more people are compelled to write about themselves, the dumber they seem to become. The blog is this generation’s therapist couch, and the status update is the new anonymous phone tip, without the strange hooker-sounding names like Deep Throat and Estee Lauder Harder Faster. It is our delightful duty to bring you the foulest of the foul, care of wordpress, the only domain we haven’t grown tired of.

Your Friendly Neighborhood Cynics,

Slander, Inc.

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Slander, Inc. is a non-profit organisation that doesn’t need a disclaimer but wants one anyway. Made up of concerned individuals Alex Slander, Cindy Slander, and their semi-misanthropic relative Bernard, the group seeks to entertain the reading public with notes from the underbelly of a very gruesome animal (whose breed we have yet to decide upon).

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Written by slanderinc

November 17, 2009 at 6:25 am

Posted in Slander

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